Bom, parece que o fato cinza de lixeiro é all the rage, uma vez que pessoas tão díspares quanto a Pamela Anderson e a Scarlett Johansen se deixam ser fotografadas a usá-lo. mas o mais alarmante é o que creeps out deste fato em particular:


OH MY GOD!!!

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É a cena do pequeno-almoço do Aliens all over again!

PS: Começo a denotar uma certa tendência minha pró breast-oriented Post ordinarote.. prometo clean up my act.

Sienna...


Diga-se o que se disser this girl's got style!

Goodbye for now

My fellow bloggers,
Dado o meu imimente desemprego e tendo em conta que não tenho net em casa, ver-me-ei forçada a abandonar as lides de celeb stalker por agora...Espero que por pouco tempo o que só seria bom sinal...Tenho pena porque é realmente a única actividade, para além de dog walker para a qual sinto verdadeira vocação.
Continuem a postar senão on a daily então numa semi-daily basis...
I'll be back, and with a vengeance!

Oy! Azoy geyt dos..

Talk about being farkatk! The mighty Barbra has gone totally golem... she actually left the house in that schmattah!..

my way or the highway







Esta miúda vive rápido de facto...segundo consta a relação com Harry Morton já era...quem os viu no Verão destilando romance e afinal foi sol de pouca dura...depois a recente queda dela também levanta algumas dúvidas: escorregou? Hmmm....depois ainda as críticas das co-stars que a acusam exactamente de viver 'furiosamente'...a miúda tem estilo, até já é um ícon de moda, mas acho sinceramente que precisa de um rumo..e não tenho nada contra ela, rak...já chega é de faits divers sobre a 'menina do momento'... Não?

Daily routines #1


Jen Anniston walking her bitches in Malibu beach

Eu tb tenho esta daily routine... Se bem que não tão glamorous... É mesmo Praia de Gondarém...

We hear...


THAT Scarlett Johansson was a nervous wreck before she had her first Brazilian waxing at the Oasis Day Spa and, according to insiders at DaTommaso restaurant, the waxing crew couldn't stop admiring her body . . .

Happy Birthay RAK!


há coisas que infelizmente não consigo deixar de 'postar' com alegria, muita alegria...num sábado à tarde em que com felicidade comprei a minha net sem fios nada como deliciar as vistas e sossegar os corações com esta bela foto!

e é para ti Rak...prenda de anos! Parabéns!!Parabéns!!

Porquê estragar o que já está bem?

Jessica to become 'Working Girl'
Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she is set to star in a remake of the 1988 blockbuster 'Working Girl'.She will take the leading role in 'Blonde Ambition' in a role based upon the one that catapulted Melanie Griffith to superstardom nearly two decades ago.Strutting her stuff on the red carpet at the premiere of her latest film, 'Employee of the Month', Jess confirmed the news.'I'm so excited about it,' she gushed to Extra, adding that people 'are going to laugh'.Meanwhile, 'Jackass' star Bam Margera has once again added fuel to speculation that he had bedded Jess while she was still married to Nick Lachey.Promoting his latest film on the radio programme of shock jock Howard Stern, Bam said he had 'bumped into' Jess while she was filming 'The Dukes of Hazzard' with his mate Johnny Knoxville.He wouldn't confirm or deny that they had slept together, but did say that they were drinking margaritas at her parents' house 'and it went from there'.And when Stern asked him if Jessica looked good in the buff, Bam said she had a personal trainer for the film in which she appears in hotpants.He added: 'Yeah, she looked good I can't deny that!'

Alguém que me explique isto. Working girl é um dos meus filmes preferidos dos 80's que corre no imaginário de toda a gente que teve a sua feliz infância nessa década. Porquê fazer uma remake??? Ad por cima com a Jessica Dumbass Simpson??? Nem quero maginar quem vai fazer o papel do Harrison Ford... Já não há limites? Alguém tem de matar aquela mullher.

Looking for death...


She's not dead yet, and Elizabeth Taylor is doing this!

Wow...How generous we've become...

Socialite Paris Hilton thrilled a homeless man in Hollywood Tuesday night when she handed him a $100 bill.
The cheeky beggar raced up to the wannabe singer’s car as she was leaving a McDonald’s and asked her for $100.
Bystanders heard him drop his price to just $1, but, with cameras from TMZ.com focused on her, Hilton decided she was feeling generous.
A source says, “Paris reached down beside her and handed the man a crumpled $100 bill. She then stopped to pose for pictures with the homeless guy, who offered to wash her windows, before racing off.”

So what else is new?!?!


Nota: Copy Paste Intencional retirado do blog oficial

9/16/2006Pregnant?
Not pregnant yet. But we have consummated the marriage!


http://www.pamelaanderson.com/diary.aspx?menuNo=3

What's with the names??

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have named their newborn son Sutton Pierce Federline, sources close to the couple tell PEOPLE. The infant, born Tuesday at a Los Angeles hospital, now has the same initials as his big brother, Sean Preston Federline. The boys also (almost) share a birthday – Sean Preston turned 1 on Thursday, just two days after his brother was born. Sutton Pierce has two half-siblings as well: sister Kori, 4, and brother Kaleb, 2, his dad's kids with actress Shar Jackson.

Não percebo...Sean preston e Sutton Pierce???!!! Será este um dos ensinamentos da Kaballahmezzohbudaica religião que a Britney segue??

Ooops!


Bom, mais relevante nesta foto do que ela, tadita, ter sido apanhada em falso com a sua minimaminha ao dependuro pra todo o cão e gato ver, é a sua ossatura proeminente.
É lamentavel, eu vi o Win a Date with Tad Hamilton (e recomendo!) e esta moça era the holesome all-american cheerleader goldenlocked poster-girl! E agora isto..

Teoria da Conspiraçao # 1


Auch die neuesten Gerüchte um deren Stars sind so unglaublich, dass sie einem Kinofilm entstammen könnten! Hollywood-Star Tom Cruise soll nicht der Vater von Suri sein! Aber wer kommt dann in Frage?

Bom, p'ras parolas e parolos que não percebem alemão, eu traduzo:

A nova teoria sussurrada em Hollywood é a de que o Tom, estéril desde um freak accident dos tempos de Top Gun (invenção minha), engatou com a KatieDroopyEyes estando já ela prenha, fecundada pela semente do former beau, o pujante, Chris Klein. O Tom, quando soube, terá pensado: "Maravilha, esta gaja vem com brinde! Faço minha a criança e assim nunca mais poderão dizer que eu não sou macho!"


De acordo com esta teoria, as fotos dos pretensos últimos tempos de gravidez eram fotos de uma pobre coitada dominada pelo CientologiaManiacTom a envergar uma prótese qualquer (em Hollywood não se recorrere a almofadas) simulando ainda estar grávida. Isto está comprovado para além de qualquer dúvida com as fotos em que se vê que cada dia a barriga estava diferente e estranhíssima.

Ela terá tido então a criança em antes, motivo pelo qual houve o blackout de fotos, as incongruências com a certidão de nascimento, o parto secretíssimo e ritualizado.

O certo certo é que a criança tá um 'cadinho crescida demais p'ra um"a" bébé de 3 meses.

ONE MORE BABY



Britney Spears has reportedly given birth to a baby boy.
The 'Toxic' singer, who is married to Kevin Federline, delivered the baby via Caesarean section at a Los Angeles hospital just before 2am on Tuesday (12.09.06).
The tot weighed in at a healthy 6lbs 11ounces and both m
other and baby are said to be doing well.
A source told the National Enquirer: "Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of September 11 to prepare for the Caesarean birth."
As well as Kevin, Britney's mother Lynn and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of Kevin's family were at the hospital when the tot was delivered.

More baby photos...



Ok...Acho que estamos diante de um verdadeiro beauty pageant.. Suri vs. Shiloh anyone?

Kate Moss: Super Style


Sim, ela é polémica!Sim , ela é uma junkie!Sim, ela não é uma 'good girl'! Mas que ela tem style , tem! Tem sempre roupas top e onde chega chama a atenção..e é fabuloso como mesmo no meio dos escândalos ela se sai bem ! É o estrondoso 'come back'! Só lhe faltava assim um namorado mais atinadito para ver se ela entrava nos eixos...Agora no que diz respeito ao guarda-roupa, meninas, acho que bate tudo!

Carmen Electra..Speechless

The fairy and the hobbit


Dom and I have always connected. We’re both obsessed with bugs and when we were filming the pilot, we’d run around the jungle collecting them! We have lots of fun playing together.”-- Evangeline Lilly on her boyfriend and Lost costar Dominic Monaghan .

Alguém sabia disto???? Eu pensava que ela andava com o Sawyer! Mas anda com o hobbit!!!!! E eu que a acho tão gira...

Duplo Post Provocatório

Venho conscenciosa, apressada e deliberadamente provocar a fúria das minhas fellowblogger femininas, fazendo um post duplo manhoso, confessadamente copy paste e no qual o(s) tema(s) é(são), sim, the lowest of the low, paris e lindsay.
1ª Parte - o copy paste (tou atolada em trabalho, mas esta fofoca apareceu-me na sidebar do google desktop e achei que era engraçado partilhar)
"The billionaire founder of Virgin, Richard Branson, threw a Mad Hatter-themed birthday party for his son on Saturday and invited Paris Hilton to attend. According to the Daily Mail she agreed and wanted to dress as Alice in Wonderland so she'd be the center of attention, but when Branson found out he secretly ordered all 60 of his waitresses to dress as Alice, even pushing the prank further by deliberately mistaking her for one of the staff and asking her to get him a drink.
The bash was attended by the U.K.'s A-list, with such guests as Princes William and Harry, Kate Moss, and Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. "It was one hell of a party," a source told the Mirror. "Paris found herself looking more like Tweedledum as she was surrounded by dozens of other Alices." But perhaps the prank's on Branson. Hilton's rep tells The Scoop that "to the best of my knowledge" the heiress wasn't even at the party.
Somebody definitely got X Punk'd here, I just can't figure out who. Either Paris Hilton for the obvious, or Richard Branson for pretending to not recognize the wrong person. Considering one is the hugely successful founder of Virgin Records and the other cries when she can't get into fancy clubs, I'm just going to assume it's Paris and continue laughing sophisticatedly as I sip this delicious martini. And by delicious martini I mean my used cereal milk."
2ª Parte - Forças da Natureza (marotas) at work

Ventos demoníacos em Veneza:


O clarão de luz indiscreto:

Haja mais elegância, por Deus!

Joaquin and Eva sitting on a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G...



Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendez couldn’t keep their hands off each other at Unik’s party for Wyclef Jean at Gin Lane Thursday night. The pair, whose reps have both denied coupledom in the past, were making out like crazy, our Gin Lane spy reports. “They were holding hands under the table and kissing all night long,” our snitch tattles …

Nicole Richie not anorexic


A doctor has told Lionel Richie his adopted daughter Nicole is not anorexic.
The concerned singer took Nicole - who has previously admitted she is too thin - to see a medical professional but was left surprised when told his daughter was not suffering from an eating disorder.
Lionel told Swedish newspaper Expressen: "I stood in front of the doctor, looked him in the eyes, and I said 'Is it anorexia?' And he said, 'It isn't anorexia.'"
The doctor told the 'Hello' singer that Nicole's dramatic weight loss was "stress related" and that he believed it was due to Lionel's divorce from her mother Brenda Harvey, in 1993, when Nicole was 12, and the intense interest in her private life.
Lionel has also admitted he fears his daughter could suffer the same grizzly fate as that of the late Princess Diana, because of the constant media interest in her life.
He added: "I live with the constant fear that Nicole is going to become the next Princess Diana."

Orlando Bloom romancing Uma?

Orlando Bloom is reportedly romancing Uma Thurman - just days after splitting from Kate Bosworth.
The 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actor - who is believed to have ended his four-year on/off romance with Kate last week - was apparently seen getting close to Uma on the set of her new commercial.
Orlando paid a visit to the 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' star while she was shooting an advert for Honda.
A source is quoted by Britain's News of the World newspaper as saying: "Orlando and Uma have been spending a lot of time together. He came down to visit her on the set of a Honda commercial she was shooting and they looked very comfortable around one another.
Uma, 36, recently admitted she was on the look out for a toy boy and it seems 29-year-old Orlando, who is seven years her junior, could fit the bill.
The 'Kill Bill' actress - who has two children from her failed marriage to ex-husband Ethan Hawke - revealed she wanted to date a younger guy because she usually goes for older men.

Paris Hilton: role model

'Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood Thursday for allegedly driving under the influence, Los Angeles police said. '

Estranham as minhas amigas que eu esteja a falar de Paris Hilton mas assim é. Ela está nas bocas do mundo e não vale a pena fugir...agora foi apanhada a conduzir bêbeda...um modelo de virtudes esta rapariga...Deve ser um miminho...extremamente recomendável, não acham?

Mais imagens da criança




Aqui está novamente suri...Tenho procurado mas não encontro mais assunto...

It lives! #2


Estas foram as imagens que consegui...Até parece engraçada a Suri.Cara do pai.

It lives!

Scent of Julia


JULIA Roberts has an aroma all her own. Rupert Everett, who co-starred with her in "My Best Friend's Wedding," says, "Julia smelt vaguely of sweat, which I thought was very sexy." In his upcoming autobiography, "Red Carpets and Other Banana Skins," excerpted in London's Daily Mail, the openly gay actor adds, "There is a male quality to the female superstar. There has to be. If a girl is going to survive in Hollywood . . . Flocks of executive seagulls will try to take her and drop her onto the rocks. She must learn to [bleep] them before they [bleep] her if she is to survive, so she becomes a kind of she-man, a beautiful woman with invisible balls."

Yup..Pregnant yet again...


David Beckham just confirmed on the Spanish TV show Gente that his wife, Victoria, is indeed sperminated with their fourth child.
Becks was asked by the paparazzi if Posh was expecting and he said "Si (yes)" and smiled.
Sources tell us that a statement from team Beckham is expected Tuesday.

Orlando so cute


"My girlfriend peed on it – apparently you're supposed to pee on it. It doesn't do sh– anything!"– Orlando Bloom, on how Kate Bosworth tried to "help" his injured foot when he accidentally stepped on a sea urchin, to Jay Leno

tão riquinho Orlando e su girl...é um par que gosto, são queridos!

Trouble in paradise...Desta vez a fonte é o irmão!


Pitt 'not at home enough' says Jolie's bro
Brad Pitt isn't spending enough time with his new baby and partner Angelina Jolie, according to the 'Tomb Raider' star's brother.James Haven says Brad hasn't got enough time for Jolie as he is currently away filming 'Ocean's 13' with George Clooney, claims the Sun.In fact, James is so concerned he has even offered to look after Angelina and her three children Shiloh, Zahara and Maddox himself.A source told the newspaper that James lending a hand to the family could encourage Brad to concentrate more on home life than on movie-making.The source said: 'James reckons it may give Brad a wake-up call to realise his priorities are at home.'However, Brad has reportedly been hailing the joys of fatherhood, claiming that bringing up children is one of the 'great things' in his life.He told WENN: 'To be able to have some small hand in improving anyone's life...I mean, I'm a father now and what that does to you is makes you more aware of other children and the plight of other families.'

Paris yet again


Eu sei que a Dragoneza não gosta deste tópico mas caramba! Tem de ser! Ela estava tão ridicula nos VMAs de ontem que não dá para não comentar!!
Just look at it