Orlando + Penelope

" Orlando Bloom (the perverted looking guy in the hat) was spotted leaving Club Hyde with Penelope Cruz, sparking rumors - most of which I'm starting right this second - that they're having lots and lots of sex. Most likely anal. And why would I say such horrible and disgusting things? Because I want whatever it is Matthew McConaughey has turned into to chase down Orlando Bloom and fist fight him to death for having anal sex with his ex-girlfriend. Plus a witness tells me Orlando called Matthew a "sissy girlie-man with the physique of a 13-year-old girl." And gay. He also said he was gay." in TheSuperficial

1 comment:

dragoneza said...

que lindo...encontraste...eu assumo já a minha total simpatia e emoção com o par em questão!